THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS! You read that up there about the spoilers right?  Right.  Okay. I saw the original Disney Sleeping Beauty in the movie theater.  I was 9.  Disney was doing one of it’s periodic re-releases of its classic animated features, and Mom took me as a reward for having memorized my multiplication tables  up to 6.  I never saw the ending (at least in the theater), because Mom also had to haul me out of the theater because when Maleficent turned into the dragon I started screaming in terror. So, me and that bad fairy, we got history. I took my son to see Maleficent this weekend, just…